In reply to Ben.

I hate writing the whole encyclopedia when I do reviews. If I want to write 3 words then I will write 3 words.

If I want to write 30,000 words, then I will write 30,000 words.

I refuse to write reviews on plugins/themes/services/etc...on friends, family, my clients, my employer, people that have provided me a sample, or paid sponsorship at an event I am volunteering/working at.