In reply to MSMMST.

A few things

Gutenberg is not Wordpress, it is not even 10% of what makes Wordpress great.

Wordpress.org is the bigger brand than .com. If anything automatic should rename its service.

With the exception of some way of registering settings and meta for each plugin.

And having a notification queue, which is being looked at (wp notify project)

All your other wish list items are unrealistic unimportant, unrealistic, or destructive. So many though so it’s hard to know where to start.