In reply to Peter.

"Hey, can I have two pictures side by side?"

"Not yet. Columns is in beta."

"Oh, okay."

**two months later**

"Any update on just having two pictures side by side."

"Columns is still in beta but it should work."

"Ah, almost. I tried and it exploded."

**one month later**

"Are we almost to the point of having one picture next to another picture on the same row, like at least before WP 5.0 launches?"

**one launch later**

"Try it now."

"Okay....er...anyway it could not take thirty seconds to do, even after I know exactly what to press, and not have to chase the draggable handles as they pop around the UI, making me want to pull my hair out?"

"Yeah...so...no, is the short answer. But don't worry, we changed some marketing copy."

**the year 2022**

"Thanks for finally becoming what Beaver Builder was seven years ago."

"You're welcome." -- Sincerely, a visionary