Soo.... Rick.

We can all tell that you hate WordPress and you hate PHP. You think it garbage.

If this is the case, then why on earth are you getting into the WordPress market? If you can make more money doing C# or Java, why are you forcing yourself into PHP? I'm just confused by your obvious loathe for the language, platform, and development style, and your insistence on using WordPress and PHP.

Some insight might be helpful.