Don’t poop on my carpet! Please understand that I’m not opposed to pooping. I won’t think less of you because you poop. But there is a time and a place for pooping. Don’t do it on my carpet!

You want to walk around WordCamp wearing a hat. I’m okay with hats. Wearing a hat indoors is a bit odd; I may suspect you are covering a growing bald spot, but I’m okay with your vanity.

You want to walk around WordCamp wearing a hat or shirt or button or whatever promoting WordPress, your WordPress plug-in, your WordPress theme or even denouncing Gutenberg, that’s okay. Its about WordPress.

You want to walk around WordCamp wearing your dietary, religious, political, or other non-WordPress beliefs, that is at best annoying, at worst threatening. I’m not opposed to your having beliefs that don’t concern WordPress. It's a given that people hold a variety of beliefs. However I’m very much opposed to you coming to WordCamp to promote non-WordPress things.

Appropriate behavior an an event explicitly about WordPress is to learn about WordPress, network about WordPress, socialize about WordPress.

If you fervently believe that "Morons Are Governing America” that fine. There are places other than WordCamp where you can take your non-WordPress beliefs: go to a Bernie rally. Just don’t poop on WordCamp. WordCamp is not the place for that.