Seems both Apple and Google are crap at actually helping their users get onto their "better mobile" experience.

Haven't tried Apple News yet, and probably won't, but tried to set up AMP. Followed instructions, set my blog up, and still Webmaster tools is telling me I'm not set up on AMP.

Meh. I think I'll remove from AMP, add to Facebook Instant next week, and simply keep my site responsive and offer a better mobile experience that way.