Thats funny. Obviously you have never worked in any enterprise environments. Shoddy Database 101 literally as is taught in first year college is breaking rules of normalization in a RDBMS. Wordpress context? Exactly how much of the core source code have you studied?

Wordpress was already ported to .NET once and the results were 300-400% performance curve increase "out of the box".

Dont say never.

There was talk here about it in fact at a "Word Camp" in Buffalo not to long back after the yip yap talk. I dont know if anything ever happened. They were talking about creating a fork of WP to either .NET or Java and reselling it. Some company from Korea or China. I never followed up on it.